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Looking at my Twitter analytics is kinda funny, because at the peak of my "I'm fully committed to Mastodon" phase, I tweeted twenty times a month, got mentioned maybe ten times, that's about it?

This month, my numbers are 50x that, and it's only the 17th.


People who write music:

How do you write lyrics?
And how could I write good lyrics?

Oh, huh, I didn't realise you were into that. =3

Maybe slide into my DMs~

Election; unserious jokey untrue statements. 

Prediction: Biden wins FL, PA, TX, OH, GA, AZ, NC, IA, and LA, but loses NY. Also gets 1312 electors from ZHโ€” wait, what? Uh,

You don't get to do the whole "Well you can just block us :^)" thing after a year of insisting that blocking you is the twelfth type of liberalism or eight deadly sin or whatever, lmfao.

Just imagining the kind of mental gymnastics that'd be needed to explain the Snouts ass tattoo without making whoever inquired immediately think you were an insufferable tool, lmao.

People were so obsessed with the fedi not being Twitter 2 that they missed FYAD 2 sneaking up behind them.

The world's first Mastodon instance themed around harassing people who are Doing Neurodivergence Incorrectly,

Thinking about how there's this huge geographical feature with well over a million inhabitants here named Elkฬฑsn (or Burrard Peninsula), and yet, both of those terms are extremely rarely used...

...because no one ever needs to refer to "Electoral Area A, the City of Vancouver, Burnaby, New Westminster, Port Moody, Coquitlam, and Port Coquitlam" as some area separate from Metro Vancouver as a whole?

If you're a furry and you saw this in the federated TL, @ me! ๐Ÿ’™

Character idea: a changeling who figures out that they're actually fae due to accidentally using magic while trying to live a typical human life.

Stealing people's names, slowing down time around themself, impulsive wishes of harm upon others coming true, all unintentionally.

Show more is a (currently) single-user instance, run by a real catdragon IRL.