Moms? Aunts? Uncles?

I'm not sure I'm at that stage, but I can be your weird cousin who seems overly formal and rigid for the first hour of the night and then goes totally wild and starts telling ridiculous yet true stories or trying to convince you of some absolutely nuclear take that's somehow literally not wrong, TBH.

Wouldn't it be ironic if someone made one of those "imagine someone doing something absolutely ridiculous, but as a bit" posts and then did the thing they were posing as an absurd hypothetical?

"uwu smol Ben", I type, forgetting the "a". Instantly, a nerdy, shrill voice blasts out of my phone.

"So, let's say, for the sake of argument…"

Boring; potentially Khrushchevite revisionism: units of measurement are counterrevolutionary.
Interesting; progressive: symbols and symbolic language are reactionary.
Dialectical: comprehension and cognition are fascist.
Truly radical: perception is—

@finnylion Yeah, I'm reminded of it once every few years, for some reason. It's definitely some kind of content!

Here's your medium h̷̡͜á́̕r͟ś̕h͢͠ ́n͝͠o̶͠i̴̸s͝e̢̧!

Sketch 1/?. This one's for @Proxy! 💙

"uwu smol Ben", I type, forgetting the "a". Instantly, a nerdy, shrill voice blasts out of my phone.

"So, let's say, for the sake of argument…"

Wouldn't it be ironic if someone made one of those "imagine someone doing something absolutely ridiculous, but as a bit" posts and then did the thing they were posing as an absurd hypothetical?

"public health emergency of international concern" Yeah, that Not A Pandemic sure lasted long, huh?

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Fuck, uh.

Remember when we were hearing brief reports about a potentially viral pneumonia that was detected in about forty people in one city?

That was only seven months ago.

asking for help, mentions of rape, abuse, assault 

We’re still a two hundred short for what we need. Boosts help a lot, and thank you for seeing this.

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asking for help, mentions of rape, abuse, assault 

So, we have kicked our roommate out after it came to light that they raped their partner in our home, a home full of trans rape survivors. Details are in this tweet, from the survivor of his assault and abuse. twitter.com/_nonbeenary/status

We cannot afford the increase in rent that’s going to happen to each of us. We have barely been staying afloat as it is. If you’re able, please help us. Links will be in next toot.

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