Weird trick: you can ward off any specific lawyer with absolute certainty if you can secure some form of court order that prohibits them from interacting with you. Lawyers aren't incapable of crimes, torts, or negligence, but disobeying courts is an easy way to end their career.

@katja [clickbait headline voice] "Ward Off Lawyers With This One Weird Trick!"

@katja this toot is written in the format of a town elder telling young vampire hunters how to ward off vampires...

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